2 definitions by Oxford Professor

Top Definition
(n) A small raging hormone located in the spleen of males from the ages of 13-18, causes the person to uncontrollable scream "OMG I WANT HAM!!! HOLY SHIT!" for hours upon hours a day.
"The boy tried to pay attention in class, but his quazle made this impossible."
by Oxford Professor May 14, 2003
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