Oxford Professor's definitions

bello

(n) God

"I am Bello!"

by Oxford Professor May 14, 2003

Quazle

(n) A small raging hormone located in the spleen of males from the ages of 13-18, causes the person to uncontrollable scream "OMG I WANT HAM!!! HOLY SHIT!" for hours upon hours a day.

"The boy tried to pay attention in class, but his quazle made this impossible."

by Oxford Professor May 14, 2003