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The Shirtless Wonder

Elusive fellow, clad in a necktie, leather jacket, jeans, shitkickers and nothing else. Legendary abs, worthy of all attention. Truly one of a kind. Dark hair, intimidating eyes, impeccable penmanship. Astounding intellect, is studying for veterinary medicine in preparation for taking over the family ranch. Destined for scholarly rivals to lovers trope with the best girl in world. Unibrow notably absent.
Behold, tis the shirtless wonder!
The Shirtless Wonder by Owl2027 September 26, 2026