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A Predatory Male Latin Lover from South America or The Caribbean -- the primary target of the Chupacabra's amorous affections are white American Single Moms. A description of the classic Chupacabra is a short (under 5'10" or 180cm), bearded with a shaved head, massive amounts of body hair (especially chest hair but back hair is also common), well groomed, well read, usually their first language is Spanish (however, Portuguese is also common too...). Chapucabra also known for their love of soft rock music, (e.g. John Mayer, Cold Play, ect.), Euro trance music , modern art, exotic cars, casinos, and night clubs with names that include " Spanish/Portuguese".

The Chapucabra's early attempts at seduction often seem lame almost amateurish in nature. Do not be fooled by these tactics. They are designed to lull the victim into a sense of false security. Usually by the second date the Chapucabra will strike his victim. His favorite dating tool requires a three pronged approach to the seduction: prong 1) the use of a popular holiday i.e. Christmas, New Years' ect. this sets the mood for the seduction. and the final prong (2) is massive amounts of alcohol-- this incapacitates the reduces the victims will power. The final prong of the seduction the use of Soft-Rock or Eurotrance music to set the panty dropping mood!
I just had sex with a Latin man that with a beard and forced me to listen to soft rock during sex!!! You've been a victim of the Chupacabra.
by OttoVonMog January 10, 2014
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