8 definition by Otis the Stripper

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Basically TOM stands for Time Of Month...
ANd we all know what that means.
(The womanly cycle if you don't)
(If you still didn't get that, then PERIODS)

Otis: Why won't you sit down on the sofa, Dorita?
Dorita: Cos its white...
Otis: So?
Dorita: Never sit on a white sofa with TOM...
Otis: Come again?
Dorita: Time Of Month dofus!
by Otis The Stripper May 17, 2008

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When something has been, or is 'mecked up' then it basically means 'f***ked up'.
It's a handy word for when you're around parents or teachers...or maybe even the queen if you're lucky.
Dennis: OMG..my dog just ate my homework...
Otis: haha...shame Miss Dicksy is gonna kill you.
Dorita: Yh, your ass is grass dood.
Dennis: This is SOO mecked up man. Wtf am i gonna do??
Otis: Don't ask me. I don't have a dog..
Dorita: Sme.
by Otis The Stripper May 18, 2008

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A husbad, is a husband gone bad.
He is also the husband equivalent for a whore.
Dennis: I heard Dorita and Otis gotta a dirvorce.
Sylvia: Yeah, because Otis turned out gay...
Dennis: I thought it was because he was a husbad.
by Otis The Stripper May 16, 2008

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The word 'shpappy' means a state of utter happiness, but with a twist. When a person is shpappy their happiness is slightly overcome by spazziness.
Otis: I'm so SHPAPPY
Dorita: why??
Otis: Cos the reject gooseblob left me alone and finally took the hint that I don't like her. AT ALL.
Dennis: Lucky...
Otis: I KNOW!!! *dances*
Dorita: Whats your secret??
Otis: *taps nose* thats for me to know and for you to find out.
Dennis: You raped her didn't you?
Otis: *shifty eyes* No...
Dorita: LIAR!!! Gd one tho...
by Otis The Stripper May 21, 2008

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A stupeedo is a very fast person, wearing speedos.
Dennis: OMG look at the hot stupeedo
Tarzan: *cough* ur boyfriend is here by the way
Dorita: Smart move, Dennis
Otis: I don't like stupeedos, I like HEBS
by Otis the Stripper June 18, 2008

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A chimpmuk is a person in a photograph that appears to be wearing two hats and a hoodie which makes them look like a chipmunk. It is very likely this person will have the qualities of a chimp.
Dorita: WOAH look at this photo...
Tarzan: Huh?
Otis: Thats a chimpmuk if ever I saw one.
Dennis: *nods* Sure is
by Otis The Stripper June 03, 2008

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A wesbian is a person who lives in the land that time forgot, and stops.
She is generally a german teacher, but it can vary. The word 'wesbian' comes from the combining of the words 'welsh' and 'lesbbian'. So basically a lesbian from Germany.
Dennis: I have a german lesson with the Wesbian now.
Otis: haha...SHAME...dood.
Dorita: This is a serious matter, Otis.
Otis: er, why???
Dorita: Cos she can trap you in her world in which time stops.
Otis: OMG, we're never gonna see Dennis again *hugs*
Dorita: Yh bubi Dennis
Dennis: Oh I don't wanna die...maybe I'll bunk...
by Otis The Stripper May 21, 2008

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