Definitions by Oswald Van Oeveren

fonk

An alternate, and more amusing spelling of the common curse word "Fuck"

Hey, fonk you man!

fonk by Oswald Van Oeveren April 22, 2003

Apulanta 

The Greatest band of all time. Coming from finland, every one of their albums has gone platinum and they have over a dozen #1 singles. Pzownage.

Apulanta owns you.

Apulanta by Oswald Van Oeveren April 22, 2003

pzownage

To "own", or "school" someone harshly. Created by the great minds that be Oswald Van Oeveren, Thorbjorn, and Hung Te.

Dude you just pzowned that fetus.

pzownage by Oswald Van Oeveren April 22, 2003