Definitions by Original igloo

eyes are open 

The precursor of being fully "woke". Willing to self educate as to comply with social etiquette.

My dad is in his fifty's! So no he is not woke but at least his eyes are open.

eyes are open by Original igloo August 20, 2020

Skutter 

Scots, a sexual partner that you have no intention of ever forming a relationship with.

Honestly he is out every weekend at 3am to meet the skutters coming out the club's.
You don't take a skutter home to meet your mother.
Of course it's not serious just a skutter I met.
Nothing serious ever again! Only skutter's from now on.

Skutter by Original igloo August 20, 2020

never late twice in the same day 

The type of work colleagues that are often late to work but always manage to go home on time

Yeah Alan! Your never late twice in the same day are you!

never late twice in the same day by Original igloo August 20, 2020

a 20 pinter 

A 20 Pinter is the amount of alcohol that it would take before trying to seduce a person that you do not fancy at all.

"Hey mate she is staring at you" Are you serious she is at least a 20 Pinter"

a 20 pinter by Original igloo August 19, 2020