A complex device that can help prevent both overpopulation and intercellular war. This device can come in many different varieties - such as slippery, bumpy, and strawberry.
In other words, a condom.
Make sure you always wear a Jimmy Hat while wildly thrusting into the subject of your lust.
An English superstar who does little to no business in North America. A man who makes fun of his own arrogance and who's musical lyrics sometimes borders on softcore porn.
Songs: Monsoon, Hot Fudge, Rock DJ, Angels.
A musician from County Kildare, Ireland, whose style is similar to John Mayer
(except better), but with an Irish twist. Possibly the best music to ever come out of Ireland
Songs include: The Blowers Daughter, Cannonball, Delicate.
Me: "Listen to Damien Rice"