Germany

The country who has and always will have the coolest looking military.

Hans: Was ist das, herauf in den Himmel?

Klaus: Das ist ein Messerschmitt BF-109.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005

Ninja

A Japanese word commonly mispronounced by Americans. See karaoke see karate

Ninja is pronounced Neen-Jah.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba March 23, 2007

Ding Dar

Some nasty word used by Southerners that replaces the words like, you no, the,a,is,and,stupid and idiot. And anything else you want it to mean.

It one them Ding Dar Squirrels...............Ding Daar shoot him with da peeshoota pa!

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 25, 2004

Japanese

The coolest sounding language in the world.

Tanaka: Sore wa Henna gaijin.

Yamamoto: Hai. Ano Gaikokujin wa totemo baka desu. Ano hito wa Amerikajin desu.

Tanka: Ah...Soudesuka.

Bob: What did you say?

Tanaka: Nanni mo nai.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005

China

The land of 1,000 KFCs.

KFC is so popular in China, that even McDonald's sells Kentucky Fried Chicken.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 14, 2005

Rolex

A Watch that is sold for about a buck in China.

If its a fake it will break.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 14, 2005

Russia

The country with the world's most nukes, although they barely know where half of them are.

Bobby: Hey grandpa Joe, how many nukes does Russia have?

Grandpa Joe: Who the hell knows! And leave me alone will ya, I'm trying to take a nap.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 16, 2005