bastard squad

1) Any group of individuals (not really, but they like to think they are unique and individual) who use the Microsoft operating sytem Windows and think it is l337 and better than the competition because they are actually sheep and all their gay buddies use it.

2) An association of idiots that needs serious help on de-dumbification brough upon them by using the Windows operating system.
1) Here comes the bastard squad! Quick! Hide the children and the Linux boxes!

2) QUICK! The bastard squad is coming! Get the paddywagons ready! Are their rooms at Fulbourn ready yet?
by OogaBooga March 06, 2004
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Suddenly Sodomy

The act of surprise sex, only in an anal format. Usually used between two males.

It's not rape.
"I was really drunk at this club, and some guy led me to the bathroom. Next thing I know I was suddenly sodomized!"

"It's not rape, it's suddenly sodomy!"
by OogaBooga April 01, 2005
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Kalagianed

Getting hosed with a wild shitstorm of fraud, identity theft, warrants and a side of medical clearance 30 minutes before you go home.

This usually occurs after your supervisor makes a traffic stop and can't look the other way.
Q: Why does he look like someone killed his puppy?

A: Oh he got Kalagianed again.
by Oogabooga October 12, 2018
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christianity

The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Yeah, christianity makes sense.
by OogaBooga May 16, 2007
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christianity

The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Yeah, christianity makes sense.
by OogaBooga December 26, 2008
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i dunno

1) Means "I don't know". Contrary to popular belief, does not mean "Keep asking me the same question and maybe an answer will pop up."
1) Her "What turns you on about bondage?"
Me "I dunno"
Her "Is it being tied down or having no control or having to place your trust in someone?"
Me "I don't know you stupid bitch! Stop asking the damn question!"
by OogaBooga October 26, 2004
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fopsie

Apparently, it is supposed to mean "foxie" in furry terminology. There is no known logic behind it other than metastasized stupidity.
FennecBob: I've gotta be a goodfopsie and werk now
by OogaBooga March 31, 2005
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