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rap

Is a music genre mainly consisting of spoken poetry, set to a beat. And that's about it. Most rap fans defend rap by saying that "Some rap sucks, but other rap is awesome. Shut up." Yeah. I have HEARD a lot of rap, and a lot of it is outside this "gangster rap" shit that people are now using to defend it. Rappers DO have talent, they can speak fast and can rhyme. Kind of like a sugar high third grader with basic speech understanding skills. But, rappers can rhyme and make sense. Though, most of it is forced. Rappers also decimate the whole English language, by replacing "the" with "da", and the infamous "lil'" prefix that normally goes in front of a name. All of the douchebags in your school listen to rap. Generally, listening to rap is considered cool. It is also a way that normally "cool" people make fun of other people who listen to good music. Fans of rap say, in retaliation to someone saying they hate rap, that rock bands like Led Zeppelin suck. There is an instance of their douchebaggery. Most rap fans also think that people who listen to rock cut themselves (See: emo) and like Fall out Boy. I don't cut myself, I hate Fall Out Boy, I hate rap. HOLY SHIT. A-FUCKING-POCALYPSE. I don't hate rap music. Well, I USED to be able to tolerate it, until the douchebags who like it started driving by in their '87 sedans, blaring it at top volume. And now, rap seems to be taking over music. That and sissy rock. Quick question, who here has heard of Motorhead? Not many, I bet. That's because now people shun GOOD music to be cool and listen to rap, when in reality, the whole music genre is shit, and the whole music industry is going down fucking hill. Rap used to be considered rebellious. Now, listening to rap is what most people do. Yet, they still think they're unlike everyone else. Huh? You walk around in your clothes meant for a 500 pound man (Their baggy jeans that show their fucking underwear. Nobody wants to see that,), their "throwback jerseys" (old basketball jerseys), their 500 dollar shoes (which suck anyway), their hats, turned slightly to the side (LOLOL I CAN'T GIT MAH HAT ON STRAIGHT LOLOL I AM KEWL.), and yet there are still some people with a ounce of sense yet and wear slightly less shittier brands of clothing. (See: Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, Aeropostal, etc.) They wear these clothes because they think they're "comfortable". THAT'S FUNNY SHIT. Especially considering I have tried one of those shirts on, and they are most certainly not. I walked out of the fucking store. Also, fans of rap that are female are sluts. SLUTS. YOU ALL FUCKING HEARD ME, SLUTS. Girls who like POP music are not sluts. Girls who like RAP are sluts. Girls who like ROCK have a fucking brain. Rap is becoming mainstream in America, which is really, really sad. That also leads to people from other countries laughing at us because they all believe the stereotype that everyone in America likes rap. Sadly, that is somewhat true. Many athletes, and actors like rap more than rock. Fucking sad. Well, I'm going to finish up my sensible report on rap with this.

RAP.
FUCKING.
SUCKS.
ALL RAP, YOU CUNTS.

I've said all there fucking is to say about rap.

by One pissed off person. July 31, 2007