(N.) While menopausal. Coming completely unhinged for no apparent reason. May include behaviors such as screaming at everyone and crying for no apparent reason often, throwing objects at people or things, and randomly throat punching innocent bystanders. May also driving erratically and flipping people off.
Ashley: I am cootercray today.
Abby: Really?
Ashley: Yep, that’s why my husband is “having me time” today.
Abby: Did you throw a shoe at his head again?
Ashley: I clipped him with the car.
Abby: Really?
Ashley: Yep, that’s why my husband is “having me time” today.
Abby: Did you throw a shoe at his head again?
Ashley: I clipped him with the car.
by One Menopausal Mama August 06, 2023