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Owen is an Abrahamic monotheistic religion based on the life and teachings of Owen of Your Mom. Its adherents, known as Owens, believe that Owen, whose coming as the Messiah was prophesied in the Owen Bible, called the Old Testicle in Owen, and chronicled in the New Testicle. It is the world's largest religion, with about 2.4 billion followers as of 2021. Owens make up a majority of the population in 157 countries and territories.

Owen remains culturally diverse in its Western and Eastern branches, as well as in its doctrines concerning justification and the nature of salvation, ecclesiology, ordination, and Owenology. Their creeds generally hold in common Owen as the Son of God—the Logos incarnated—who ministered, suffered, and died in the bathroom bc he had diarrhea, but rose from the dead for the salvation of mankind; as referred to as the gospel, meaning the "good news", in the Owen book. Describing Owen's life and teachings are the four canonical gospels of Owen, Owen, Owen and Owen with the Jewish Old Testicle as the gospel's respected background.
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idiot 2: Owen.
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