Omega Haxorz's definitions

Rigor Bordis

That feeling you get when you have to wait a very long time for something and you start dying of boredom.

I've been waiting so long that Rigor Bordis is starting to set in.

by Omega Haxorz August 12, 2018

Wine and Dine and Dash

When you treat a friend or significant other to fancy/expensive dinner, then foot the bill on them.
This forces them to either pay, or Dine and Dash themselves.

The ultimate dick move.

Mmm this is phenomenal lobster. Wait, why hasn't John came back from the bathroom?

Ha ha I totally hit them with the Wine and Dine and Dash.

by Omega Haxorz August 12, 2018