Olly the Sanchez's definitions

hairy axe wound

A hairy vagina. ete. the hairy axewound like shape - obviously

I loved to taste her hairy axewound

Her minge looked like a hairy axe wound

by Olly the Sanchez April 27, 2003

cum bucket

Your lovely other half

My darlin' cum bucket

by Olly the Sanchez April 27, 2003

Chap

To slap a person around the face with a semi-erect penis.

I had a morning glory, and woke my significant other with a touch of chapping

by Olly the Sanchez April 27, 2003