Definitions by Oliver clothesoff

emo volcano 

Prior to giving a hand job, the female slits her wrists with a razor, scissors, knife, keys, etc. When the hand job is being given, the blood flows onto the penis. The man then ejaculates, propelling both blood and semen into the air. The liquid then cools and dries and becomes igneous rock.

The anemic girl died moments after giving her dad the emo volcano.

emo volcano by Oliver clothesoff August 22, 2014

red sox 

2004 world series champions
fuck the yankees
babe ruth is no curse, he just a fat ass mo'fo
a-rod came to yankees so he can be with his boyfriend jeter

the red sox just swept the cardinals in the world series

red sox by oliver clothesoff November 20, 2004