1 definition by Oli Archibald

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When ones fecal matter is under and overlaid with layers of neatly folded toilet paper. The bottom layer protects from unwanted splashback while the top layer precedes the wiping of his or her anus.
Darling, can you please be sure to flush your lasagne
by Oli Archibald April 14, 2008

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