Definitions by Old mangy kitty

calgary clam bake 

When a member of the Calgary Flames cums on the outside of a vagina then dries it with a lit candle.

Man I lost a lot of hair when Mark Giordano Calgary Clam Baked me.

calgary clam bake by Old mangy kitty June 23, 2015

wallaroo wart gobbler 

An Australian hooker with mouth sores

I met this wallaroo wart gobbler, she actually expected to kiss me with that mouth . . .

wallaroo wart gobbler by Old mangy kitty June 23, 2015