Old man mechanic ass's definitions

Paintbrush ass

When you wipe and wipe but there's a never ending amount of shit on the toilet paper

Dam brandee I used an entire roll of shit paper to wipe my butt. It was like there was a paintbrush coming out of my ass. You mean paintbrush ass? Did you put a brush in my ass?

by Old man mechanic ass October 17, 2025

Where's Jake

When working on the 240 mainly but does happen to other cars Jake is involved in and never shows up or shows up late when the job is done.

Dam I just got all the dam broken wheels studs in this fuckers truck. Where the hell is he at? Where's Jake??

by Old man mechanic ass October 18, 2025