Old man mechanic ass's definitions

Toppers constipation

When you eat toppers pizza but it blocks you up and can't shit and are bloated after a night of drinking.

Dam bro I got fucked up last night and had a bunch toppers before I went to bed and now I can't shit. You have toppers constipation! Dude I got you, you just need to eat gas station sushi, boiled egg, a warm miller lite, and anything from Taco Bell with ground beef. That shit will have you cleared out in no time. Thanks man I was ready to take an enema with sprite like mom said.

by Old man mechanic ass October 19, 2025

Paintbrush ass

When you wipe and wipe but there's a never ending amount of shit on the toilet paper

Dam brandee I used an entire roll of shit paper to wipe my butt. It was like there was a paintbrush coming out of my ass. You mean paintbrush ass? Did you put a brush in my ass?

by Old man mechanic ass October 17, 2025

Where's Jake

When working on the 240 mainly but does happen to other cars Jake is involved in and never shows up or shows up late when the job is done.

Dam I just got all the dam broken wheels studs in this fuckers truck. Where the hell is he at? Where's Jake??

by Old man mechanic ass October 18, 2025