Definitions by Old man mechanic ass

Tortilla ears

When your ears are not stiff and not as floppy as an elephants ears.

Brad: Yo cuh your ears are flopping like a dam bird with this crazy wind.

Cuh: My Mexican American grandmother called them tortilla ears and would punish me cause of them.

Brad: how so??

Cuh: she would pour al pastor meat on them and make her dog lick them off my ears in front of the retirement home crew .

Brad: that's wild.

Cuh: word.

Tortilla ears by Old man mechanic ass December 4, 2025

Toppers constipation

When you eat toppers pizza but it blocks you up and can't shit and are bloated after a night of drinking.

Dam bro I got fucked up last night and had a bunch toppers before I went to bed and now I can't shit. You have toppers constipation! Dude I got you, you just need to eat gas station sushi, boiled egg, a warm miller lite, and anything from Taco Bell with ground beef. That shit will have you cleared out in no time. Thanks man I was ready to take an enema with sprite like mom said.

Toppers constipation by Old man mechanic ass October 19, 2025

Where's Jake

When working on the 240 mainly but does happen to other cars Jake is involved in and never shows up or shows up late when the job is done.

Dam I just got all the dam broken wheels studs in this fuckers truck. Where the hell is he at? Where's Jake??

Where's Jake by Old man mechanic ass October 18, 2025

Paintbrush ass

When you wipe and wipe but there's a never ending amount of shit on the toilet paper

Dam brandee I used an entire roll of shit paper to wipe my butt. It was like there was a paintbrush coming out of my ass. You mean paintbrush ass? Did you put a brush in my ass?

Paintbrush ass by Old man mechanic ass October 17, 2025