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Definitions by Old World Awesome

ballsoupian 

A dog named Susie with crooked teeth. Also called ballsoup for short.
Look at Susie running with her broken hips.

She’s such a ballsoupian.
ballsoupian by Old World Awesome October 14, 2022
A fleshy pink sweaty fat fuck that could easily go into cardiac arrest just from lifting their burger to their face hole. A walking dumpster fire of high cholesterol, clogged arteries, and if male hasn’t seen their miserable excuse of a cock in decades. If female, has a fupa which weighs enough to feed 3 full grown male silverback gorillas. Their sweat is made of sodium only, their blood type is ragu, and they’re usually only seen in public riding the assisted electric carts at Walmart.
Bro, look at the scuglet swallowing whole hot dogs in isle three.
scuglet by Old World Awesome October 10, 2022
Adyana is beautiful but really mean. Animals love her and she loves them back, but the baby ones she catches usually die in a few days. She loves trap music and emo stuff. Also over sized clothes and makeup. Especially lashes. When she’s sweet it’s the sweetest, but when she’s mean you better run for your life.
Adyana, stop eating all my chips.
Adyana by Old World Awesome October 10, 2022
When you see an extremely good boy. It could be a kidden any dog, a bat, dinosaur, or yes even a chicken doing something that makes you love it so much you could murder it on site.
puaugh by Old World Awesome October 10, 2022