Old Long Johnson's definitions

Failgasm

A term given to the type of orgasm reached by very little to no sexual contact whatsoever. This term cannot be used against Virgins.

Girl 1: "What about that guy you hooked up with last night?"

Girl 2: "I got him upstairs and he had a Failgasm before i'd even touched him!"

by Old Long Johnson October 5, 2009

Blowing leaves

An alternate excuse term for masturbating in secret.

Wife: "where have you been sweetie?"

Husband: "Just been blowing leaves."

by Old Long Johnson October 5, 2009