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pelfie
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A
portmanteau
of
the word
'penis' and 'selfie'.
Girl 1: "He keeps
sending me
selfies
"
Girl 2
: "At least he doesn't send you pelfie snapchats"
pelfie
by
Ol' McDonald & His Farm
April 12, 2014
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