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A slang term used to describe an exceptionally painful hangnail. Most commonly used among older generations in western Pennsylvania, specifically Pittsburgh.
by Ohlola August 10, 2009
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Butthole Spasms, period cramps in your asshole
The anal equivalent of the urgency accompanied by a urinary tract infection. Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now… but you can’t.
Butthole Spasms, period cramps in your asshole
The anal equivalent of the urgency accompanied by a urinary tract infection. Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now… but you can’t.
“A lady and a man got into an argument, the woman started screaming about a pain in her butt and the man renounced her claims and stormed off…. The woman tried to yell, “ It’s not you, it is my tenesmus acting up.”
“A patient came into the emergency room complaining of a severe pain in her anal sphincter accompanied by the failure to evacuate her bowels, the doctor diagnosed her with tenesmus. ”
“A patient came into the emergency room complaining of a severe pain in her anal sphincter accompanied by the failure to evacuate her bowels, the doctor diagnosed her with tenesmus. ”
by OhLola September 2, 2014
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