2 definitions by Ohfuck
To come so close yet so far
To be the best...only to loose in the biggest game of your life
Patriots = FTW != Superbowl
To give it like a man to the rest but bend over, and hold the ankles while a midget ass rapes you
To be the best...only to loose in the biggest game of your life
Patriots = FTW != Superbowl
To give it like a man to the rest but bend over, and hold the ankles while a midget ass rapes you
Eli: Hey tom, did you get laid yet?
Tom: Well... I met her 1. brother, 2. her sister, 3. the dad, 4. step dad, 5. mom, 6. dog, 7. grandpa, 8. mailman, 9. grandma, 10. uncle, 11. aunt, 12. cousin in law, 13. fish, 14. boss, 15. coworker, 16. ex boyfriend, 17. insurance guy, 18. high school teacher
All of them liked me
Eli: did you get laid?
Tom: No I got rejected by her, she doesnt like me anymore
Eli: you pulled a patriots?
Tom: Yah, all that hard work for nothing
Tom: Well... I met her 1. brother, 2. her sister, 3. the dad, 4. step dad, 5. mom, 6. dog, 7. grandpa, 8. mailman, 9. grandma, 10. uncle, 11. aunt, 12. cousin in law, 13. fish, 14. boss, 15. coworker, 16. ex boyfriend, 17. insurance guy, 18. high school teacher
All of them liked me
Eli: did you get laid?
Tom: No I got rejected by her, she doesnt like me anymore
Eli: you pulled a patriots?
Tom: Yah, all that hard work for nothing
by Ohfuck February 4, 2008
When a person lacks to show affection to the other person.
Ex: attention, complements, you just gotta try bitch let them know you care!!!
Ex: attention, complements, you just gotta try bitch let them know you care!!!
My boyfriend is acting Tight
by Ohfuck December 11, 2020