Definitions by Officer Goyette

Gaudience 

The overly ornamental and histrionic behavior, actions and appearance of "churchgoers" and "faithful" e.g. the morons who are sucked in but bullshitters like Joel Osteen and his giant plastic smile and his raping of spirtuality to make things big and shiny seem accessible to anyone who believes in his particular brand of god.

Oh man can you change the channel, I can't handle five seconds of this horrible gaudience of Osteens.

Gaudience by Officer Goyette August 29, 2018