Definitions by Octillion, Lord Of Mollusks

Angry Oliver 

A raging 26 year old Nonce who preys on underage boys. Their favourite victims are called Kevin. He also has an inability to use lubricant.

I saw an Angry Oliver in the park the other day

Angry Oliver by Octillion, Lord Of Mollusks February 1, 2018

Angry Elf 

When candy canes are inserted into the anus/vagina while screaming "JINGLE MY BELLS DADDY"

I gave a girl an Angry Elf the other day

Angry Elf by Octillion, Lord Of Mollusks January 27, 2018