Definitions by OG-BB1966

Eeyorism 

Something Eeyore would say. Something depressing, pessimistic, and completely anti-Tiggerish.

He utters an Eeyorism every five seconds. I seriously think he could benefit from a double dose of Prozac, laced with Red Bull.

Eeyorism by OG-BB1966 October 30, 2014

assholiosis 

Plagued by incurable assholiness. (see: "assholiness")

His whole family suffers from assholiosis. His dad got drunk and passed out at my wedding after making a toast and confusing my name with my husband's ex-girlfriend's. His cousin was voted "most likely to win a Darwin award" in 5th grade. And his brother came onto me at his own wedding.

assholiosis by OG-BB1966 July 1, 2014