Nubba the Wandering Minstrel's definitions

chunderpants

Underpants or panties which are never washed and worn until bodyrot sets in and removes them from all existence.

She peeled off her ragged dress and I reeled at the sight of her filthy chunderpants; monkeys keep their cages cleaner.

by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel April 17, 2007

arselet

A very small but naughty, potentially evil child. Not yet big enough to be called an arsehole (asshole) but well on the road to perfecting this dubious talent.

The child just could and would not behave; he was a little arselet.

by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel April 17, 2007