Now Gratefull Blizzard custome's definitions
One of the actual best customer service providers for MMO games. No matter how much you complain about them screwing you over, they help a lot more compared to other games.
Ungratefull Blizzard customer: Hey Blizzard! A glitch made me loose an item!
3 days later
Blizzard GM: Hello, <insert name here> I understand you have lost a precious item, let me restore it to you.
Ungratefull Blizzard customer: Hey Blizzard! This game is stupid, I want my money back!
Blizzard employee: We are sorry that you are unsatisfied with our product and shall give you a full refund. (They did)
Neopet customer: Hey Neopets team! !hen are you gana fix the fairy abilities?
Neopets team: We will fix it soon
(10 years later, not fixed...)
Neopets customer: Theres a bug in this webpage
Neopets team: (no response)
Nexon customer: Help Nexon my acount got hacked!
8 months later
Nexon employee: *click banned!
Nexon customer: Hey I just saw some guy cheating with god mode
Nexon employee: *click banned! (not the god mode guy)
Nexon customer: I just wanted to say this game is awesome!
Nexon employee: *click banned!
Nexon customer: WTF?
Blizzard customer after Neopets and Nexon: Hey Blizzard, I fell of the map and am in endless fall.
7 hours later
Blizzard GM: Oh hello warcraft player, let me unstuck you, *unstucks would you also like to see the not yet released mount hyjal area? (Some GMs really do this for a short time if you ask)
Gratefull Blizzard customer: Wow I just realized this service doesn't suck compared to other games!
3 days later
Blizzard GM: Hello, <insert name here> I understand you have lost a precious item, let me restore it to you.
Ungratefull Blizzard customer: Hey Blizzard! This game is stupid, I want my money back!
Blizzard employee: We are sorry that you are unsatisfied with our product and shall give you a full refund. (They did)
Neopet customer: Hey Neopets team! !hen are you gana fix the fairy abilities?
Neopets team: We will fix it soon
(10 years later, not fixed...)
Neopets customer: Theres a bug in this webpage
Neopets team: (no response)
Nexon customer: Help Nexon my acount got hacked!
8 months later
Nexon employee: *click banned!
Nexon customer: Hey I just saw some guy cheating with god mode
Nexon employee: *click banned! (not the god mode guy)
Nexon customer: I just wanted to say this game is awesome!
Nexon employee: *click banned!
Nexon customer: WTF?
Blizzard customer after Neopets and Nexon: Hey Blizzard, I fell of the map and am in endless fall.
7 hours later
Blizzard GM: Oh hello warcraft player, let me unstuck you, *unstucks would you also like to see the not yet released mount hyjal area? (Some GMs really do this for a short time if you ask)
Gratefull Blizzard customer: Wow I just realized this service doesn't suck compared to other games!
by Now Gratefull Blizzard custome December 15, 2010
Get the blizzardmug.