Any motor vehicle towing another vehicle by using rope, string, cords, cables, lassos, lariats, hawsers, or any other line-like device that is of poor quality. Excludes actual tow trucks.
Should look comical to non-Pennsylvanians.
{While driving on an on-ramp to I-70 in Pennsylvania}
Spencer: Did you see that? A Ford F-350 was pulling an old Ford Escape using a thirty foot long yellow seatbelt-like cable. There was someone steering the Escape too, since the cable was so long!
Ryan: Yea, that's just an ordinary Pennsylvania tow truck.
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Pennsylvania tow truck
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About an hour and a half slower than Eastern Standard Time.
Spencer: Where is Jeff? I thought we all agreed to be here at 10:00?
Ryan: True, but he is on McHale Standard Time (MST), so he won't be here until about 11:30.
Spencer: Oh right, I always forget the conversion.
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McHale Standard Time (MST)
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