Definitions by Notable FWI alumni

Randy's wife 

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Randy's wife can and shall be the substitute for the proverbial "your mom is so fat..." joke as your mom has thus lost the title for the single fattest entity in the known universe.

Randy's wife is so fat, the flies she attracts need jet assistance to achieve escape velocity

Randy's wife by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024

Randy's wife 

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Can be a substitute for the proverbial "your mom is...." jib, as your mom has since lost the title of the fattest known entity in the known universe to Randy's wife.

Randy's wife is so fat she has her own gravitational pull

Randy's wife by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024

Mabrey 

Euphemism for fecal matter and relevant acts regarding the passing of human excrement.

Just dropped a massive mabrey this morning.

Had a rather greasy mabrey from leftover tacos.

Mabrey by Notable FWI alumni March 8, 2023