Definitions by Not sick... yet

Lasagna Problem

1. An issue or conflict that has many layers.

2. Not currently being in possession of lasagna

Ken's a nice guy most of the time, but he's really disrespectful towards women. My conscience won't let me be friends with him. But he gives me rides to work. But he steals our coworkers' food. What a lasagna problem.

I'm so hungry right now. I'd do anything for a warm slice of hearty, meaty, cheesy, Italian heaven.

Lasagna Problem by Not sick... yet February 23, 2017

Humber Flu 

A gastrointestinal illness that comes on suddenly with strong symptoms. It quickly spreads to an outbreak of epidemic proportions, causing panic, hysteria, and a fleet of ambulance buses to come take people to hospital. May or may not be food poisoning.

As seen at Humber College on Jan. 19, 2017.

Megan: Hey, I haven't seen Ben in a couple days. What happened?

Warren: He must have the Humber Flu.

Humber Flu by Not sick... yet January 20, 2017

Pull a Mike 

To sit around at a train station for upwards of 10 hours everyday regardless of weather, in hopes that a good train will come. Mikes often enjoy chocolate milk, and calling people driving around the closed crossing gates "Stupid Knuckleheads."

Man! I pulled a mike for so long yesterday that my chocolate milk started to curdle! Tomorrow, I'm going to Pull a Mike again!

Pull a Mike by Not sick... yet July 6, 2011