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I'd be damned

Simple phase used when someone is surprised quite suddenly.

Person 1: You know my friend right? He's cheating on his girlfriend!
Person 2: I'd be damned! When did this start happening?

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A remarkably salty piece of thick sliced ham, that in no way, shape or form is bacon. It does, however taste pretty similar.

Person 1: I'm going to have some Canadian Bacon.
Person 2: Why? Why not actual bacon?

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