Definitions by Not Michael Scott
Nustache
A. When you intentionally ejaculate onto your partner's upper lip in a manner that forms a moustache of jizzum.
B. When you get jizz in your mustache from a vigorous felatio session.
B. When you get jizz in your mustache from a vigorous felatio session.
Guy 1: Bro I heard you hooked up with Jan Levinson Gould last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, I gave her a Nustache! She looked like Sam Elliot!
Guy 2: Yeah, I gave her a Nustache! She looked like Sam Elliot!
Nustache by Not Michael Scott March 7, 2022