Definitions by Not Matt

Matt 

A resource to be used and disregarded once everything of value has been extracted.

I sure like using Matt and then not giving a fuck about him later!

Matt by Not Matt April 11, 2019

larynxical sex 

The act of having sex with someone's throat hole (acquired due to heavy smoking or not being able to breathe). Not to be confused with throat fucking which generally utilizes the mouth.

Nikki: If I got a throat hole would you still marry me?
Matt: Could we have larynxical sex?
Nikki: Of course, but I'd keep it covered with a bandana at all other times.

larynxical sex by not matt September 7, 2008

larynxical sex 

The act of having sex with someone's throat hole (acquired due to heavy smoking or not being able to breathe). Not to be confused with throat fucking which generally utilizes the mouth.

Nikki: If I got a throat hole would you still marry me?
Matt: Could we have larynxical sex?
Nikki: Of course, but I'd keep it covered with a bandana at all other times.

larynxical sex by not matt July 25, 2006