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Process where alcohol kills off brain cells, allowing faster brain cells to breed within the brain -actually makes you smarter.
Assmostist is similar to a Discovery Channel show, when person drinks to the point that the fast alcohol predator chases the brain cells inside the brain. The slow ones get eaten so the fast ones can survive to breed and make more brain cells.
by Not Dumb! December 5, 2010
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