asscrack

A no-good, rotten bastard who hasn't the courage to openly act like the true asshole that he is. A sneaky asshole.
Some low-life asscrack pitched his slurpee into my convertable while I was in the store.
by norman December 23, 2004
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Cockpocket

1. A woman's vagina
2. A woman with whom you are having a strictly physical relationship.
"Jane hides things in her cockpocket"

"Did you see Russel's new cockpocket? Her tits are bigger than Jane's!"
by Norman January 14, 2004
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