Definitions by Norm Norman

barnacle 

A girl who, just as the man is about to pull out, sticks her body to him in order to stop him pulling out.

"I was about to pull out, but she went barnacle. Now I have child support payments."

barnacle by Norm Norman September 3, 2009

Sammers 

To place your hand between the legs of another and move your hand back and forth, slapping the thighs as a salmon's tail might.

"You should go sammers the hell out of Allanna!"

Sammers by Norm Norman February 6, 2009