Noodlesticks McGrew's definitions

Willy Slap

To pull out one's willy and slap it across the face of a woman, or man....

The ultimate insult to an already bad first date.

This bitch just moaned all night, the food wasn't warm, the drink was stale, the taxi was expensive, all in all I decided to Willy Slap the bitch!

by Noodlesticks McGrew January 6, 2014

frezzing

It's kinda like Freezing, but a northeren saying

Holy fucksticks, its frezzing up here.

I'm frezzing my tit's off.

by Noodlesticks McGrew October 30, 2013

wonka fart

A Wonka Fart comes from a combination of smell from all the food you just consumed that day, like a Wonka Meal, but far more disgusting.

Dude, you frigging stink, did you just drop a Wonka Fart?

by Noodlesticks McGrew December 25, 2013