Noodlesticks McGrew's definitions

frezzing

It's kinda like Freezing, but a northeren saying

Holy fucksticks, its frezzing up here.

I'm frezzing my tit's off.

by Noodlesticks McGrew October 30, 2013

Willy Slap

To pull out one's willy and slap it across the face of a woman, or man....

The ultimate insult to an already bad first date.

This bitch just moaned all night, the food wasn't warm, the drink was stale, the taxi was expensive, all in all I decided to Willy Slap the bitch!

by Noodlesticks McGrew January 6, 2014

wonka fart

A Wonka Fart comes from a combination of smell from all the food you just consumed that day, like a Wonka Meal, but far more disgusting.

Dude, you frigging stink, did you just drop a Wonka Fart?

by Noodlesticks McGrew December 25, 2013