Definitions by Noodlesticks McGrew

Willy Slap 

To pull out one's willy and slap it across the face of a woman, or man....

The ultimate insult to an already bad first date.

This bitch just moaned all night, the food wasn't warm, the drink was stale, the taxi was expensive, all in all I decided to Willy Slap the bitch!

Willy Slap by Noodlesticks McGrew January 6, 2014

wonka fart 

A Wonka Fart comes from a combination of smell from all the food you just consumed that day, like a Wonka Meal, but far more disgusting.

Dude, you frigging stink, did you just drop a Wonka Fart?

wonka fart by Noodlesticks McGrew December 25, 2013

frezzing 

It's kinda like Freezing, but a northeren saying

Holy fucksticks, its frezzing up here.

I'm frezzing my tit's off.

frezzing by Noodlesticks McGrew October 30, 2013