Noodle Doodle Faloola's definitions

Yasmina

Used to live in lemonistan and is likely going to die hit by a blimp. She had a pony named Albert. But he died of a heart attack when he saw the movie Independance Day.

Stranger : I heard Yasmina is coming to town.
Stranger 2 : I have a banana in my ass.

by Noodle Doodle Faloola May 28, 2020

Cactus

The type of thing you don't wanna use to wipe your ass.

I adopted a cactus last month. I feel less lonely.

by Noodle Doodle Faloola May 28, 2020