Nolan Swipples's definitions

bastard shit

An unexpected and unwanted defecation

Sorry I am late. Went to take a leak just before the meeting and had to deal with a bastard shit.

by Nolan Swipples November 11, 2022

KRUPS shit

A liquid shit pouring out with a coughing sputter at the end.

Corn chowder for dinner last night and a KRUPS shit at the work this morning. Half the office the office thought it was coffee break.

by Nolan Swipples October 10, 2022