Definitions by Noey Dillon

Pasterony

The wife of a pastor who secretly enjoys horses more than the Bible.

Q:Did you see the pastors wife at sunrise pettin those ponies again?
A: I bet she’s really a pasterony!

Pasterony by Noey Dillon August 22, 2019

Chapel gassing 

Fever pitching at the noxious stink of one’s own trumping inside a place of worship.

I usually eat a lot of chili before chapel gassing.

Chapel gassing by Noey Dillon August 21, 2019