Pasterony

The wife of a pastor who secretly enjoys horses more than the Bible.
Q:Did you see the pastors wife at sunrise pettin those ponies again?
A: I bet she’s really a pasterony!
by Noey Dillon August 22, 2019
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Chapel gassing

Fever pitching at the noxious stink of one’s own trumping inside a place of worship.
I usually eat a lot of chili before chapel gassing.
by Noey Dillon August 21, 2019
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