Chuckle Wipe

It is when you take some item that someone else uses or touches and place it against part of your own body. A great example of this is taking someone elses toothbrush and shoving it into your colon. All that is left is just to watch the item (toothbrush) get used.
I chuckle wiped Ted's shirt with my butt. He is going to think he has BO.
by nob May 11, 2004
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Animal Testing

The systematic approach to find which farm animal will give you the greatest amount of pleasure. This usually is done by running out to a local farm every night and having sex with a couple of the animals. Animals that kick, bite, remain dry, smell bad, or are too loose can be eliminated in this test.
“After conducting three months of animal testing I have discovered that nothing can replace your mother.”
by Nob April 28, 2004
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scar-non

Cool slang for " What's going on?!"
Now say it bitch!
by Nob June 18, 2006
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