Spread the Butter

For those that are extremely ass-greasy on a constant basis, this is a term to be aware of. Keeping up with asshole hygiene is very difficult for some individuals. Sometimes, to remain dry and “scent-free”, there needs to be some improvising when toilet paper isn’t easily accessible. It would be easy just to drag your ass across the carpet like a dog but there needs to be a certain level of dignity kept. Common methods to wiping ones ass can include using the bed sheet while in bed, using the inside of your shirt or underwear that you are wearing, washing your ass with water in someone’s bathroom sink (although disgusting, the jerk didn’t have any TP!), or any other situation where toilet paper is substituted with something.
“I was greasier than all hell so I had to spread the butter with Joe’s ferret.”
by Nob April 28, 2004
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Mangonator

A male that holds a mouthful of milk in their mouth, places a straw down their pee pee hole, and blows the milk into the hole and into their bladder. Then the person can piss the white substance over anybody, anything, or back into a glass for re-consumption (a real party favorite).
I hired a mangonator for your mother's birthday party.
by nob May 11, 2004
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Shaved ham

Usually done during foreplay. When your partners penis has been played with enough where it has become harder than a ham bone, you quickly grab a cheese grate and try to skin off as many layers of his cock as you can. Shaved Ham are the penis shavings.
My dad wasn't giving me my weekly allowance so I shaved ham.
by nob May 11, 2004
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