emily wentzell

When your so dumb you can't even tie your shoes

Omfg Jenna is acting like an Emily wentzell af

by Noah budaii December 08, 2017

Cowan george

When when the nun hitman kills you

Shit man I just got a call from Jerome he says the tyrone got Cowan georged

by Noah budaii December 22, 2017

amber parker

When your vagina smells like 3 week old lasanga

Oh shit the doctor says I have amber parker

by Noah budaii November 13, 2017

james pitts

When you ejaculate when your dick isn't hard and the cum comes out green

Oh shit I James Pitts myself

by Noah budaii October 07, 2017

jonah pridman

A wart on your dick that only happens when you dick is smaller than 3 inches

Man I've got a Jonah pridman I've gotta go see the doctor

by Noah budaii October 07, 2017