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Bald Martin
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Bald
Martin
: Is a legend that has a stepson named
morgz
and bald martin is kinda
thicc
too. also is bald and hot.
Bald
Martin
was left outside in the freezing
cold
by his stepson
morgz
during the infamous pause challenge.
Bald Martin
by
Noah Low
February 6, 2020
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