Definitions by Noa Utos

Golden Whip 

Being hosed with urine at the public urinal.

Mr Holt was busying himself at the public urinal when he recognised his old friend standing next to him, so he turned towards him sharply and in doing so cracked The Golden Whip.

Golden Whip by Noa Utos August 20, 2016

Clanger 

Penis

Mr Holmes when entering the glow of the freshly painted set unzipped his fly for the fluffer and stated triumphantly, "'Ere lass, wrap your laughing gear around my unfurled and twitching clanger if you will.

Clanger by Noa Utos June 24, 2011

Clanger 

Penis

Mr Holmes when entering the glow of the freshly painted set unzipped his fly for the fluffer and stated triumphantly, "'Ere lass, wrap your laughing gear around my unfurled and twitching clanger if you will.

Clanger by Noa Utos June 24, 2011