Definitions by NoPlaceLikeFarFromHome
Dirty Neil
Dirty Neil
verb / noun
The ultimate filthy-seductive sex move where you (or your man) start slow and smooth like a gentleman — deep eye contact, velvet voice dripping with dirty promises — then unleash total primal chaos. You devour her pussy/ass with starving, sloppy oral until she’s shaking and squirting, flip her into a deep, legs-over-head breeding press, and fuck her with long, punishing strokes that hit every soaked inch while growling the nastiest shit in her ear. Finish by pulling out and painting her face, tongue, and tits with thick, ropey cum, then immediately shove your still-hard cock back in her throat for a messy, cum-swapping cleanup while she moans like a whore in heat.
Extra heat if you keep one hand gripping her throat and the other rubbing her clit so she cums again while choking on your load.
verb / noun
The ultimate filthy-seductive sex move where you (or your man) start slow and smooth like a gentleman — deep eye contact, velvet voice dripping with dirty promises — then unleash total primal chaos. You devour her pussy/ass with starving, sloppy oral until she’s shaking and squirting, flip her into a deep, legs-over-head breeding press, and fuck her with long, punishing strokes that hit every soaked inch while growling the nastiest shit in her ear. Finish by pulling out and painting her face, tongue, and tits with thick, ropey cum, then immediately shove your still-hard cock back in her throat for a messy, cum-swapping cleanup while she moans like a whore in heat.
Extra heat if you keep one hand gripping her throat and the other rubbing her clit so she cums again while choking on your load.
Last night Neil hit me with the Dirty Neil so good I couldn’t walk straight for two days. He had me folded up like a pretzel, pussy gushing everywhere, calling me his perfect little cumslut right before he exploded all over my face. I swallowed what I could and he still made me lick the rest off his balls. 12/10, ruined me for other men
Dirty Neil by NoPlaceLikeFarFromHome May 5, 2026