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alpha fat chick

a fat person who encourages their friends to overeat with her, such they they all gain weight together.

I think she must be the alpha fat chick, since every work team she is assigned to gains tons of weight when she's on it. Does she bring donuts every day or something?

by No one cares who submits these September 8, 2007

fat boy

Among a group of hard drinkers, the one who drinks the most and serves as the example of "hard drinker" to the other hard drinkers, making them think that they don't really drink all that much.

Even though Dave is plainly an alcoholic, he doesn't think he drinks all that much, and he doesn't, compared to the bar fat boy over there.

by No one cares who submits these September 8, 2007