No Hemingway's definitions

Big Dick Day

When you organise a spectacular military parade to say, "Tanks" to all your dictator friends.

Did you see all those Russian tanks at the inaugural Big Dick Day?

by No Hemingway July 3, 2019

Faminator

A person who promotes famine as a political tool.

Wow, Boris Johnson made The Faminator Priti Patel his Home Secretary.

by No Hemingway August 5, 2019

Renfe minute

A Renfe Minute is the amount of time you wait for a (Renfe) train in Spain to arrive as the digital display counts down some made-up number.

I arrived at the station and the display said that the train was only a minute away. It said that for the next 7 minutes.

It's called a Renfe minute and that's why I hate public transport, you never know when the train will actually arrive.

by No Hemingway February 18, 2020

Warped Mind

When someone only thinks of Star Trek or Television and makes strange comments that everyone knows they didn't really think about before saying something stupid.

Did you hear Donald Trump talking about Operation Warp Speed? He has such a Warped Mind.

by No Hemingway May 20, 2020

Desperate Klingon

When someone is so desperate to stay in political power they actually promise vaccines at "Warp Speed."

Did you hear that Donald Trump promised a vaccine by the end of the year?
Yeah, he is such a Desperate Klingon, promising a vaccine after the election.

by No Hemingway May 21, 2020

Fuckerberg

A weird guy who reads your messages and censors your Facebook posts.

The most anti-social person on social media.

Damn, I wanted to share this funny post but I just got Fuckerberged.
Fuckerberg?

Yeah, you know the creepy guy who reads your DMs.

by No Hemingway May 28, 2020

Cuntroversial

The word you use to describe an awful person trying to stir trouble to make themselves famous.

Did you hear Tomi Lahren saying that she has always been controversial?

I think she meant cuntroversial.

by No Hemingway May 29, 2020