Urban Dictionary: Definitions by No Food Before Bed

Holy Mike Shmidt FNAF

When you want to say "holy shit!" but enjoy the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise a little too much.

Holy Mike Shmidt FNAF! I just broke my arm on a wall!

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To determine events that might happen during an attack on one of your pets.

I then harzenfarbargled that my dog might explode via a bomb.

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This is a phrase used to describe pure anger. When you want badly to bring pain apon your enemies.

There goes James again... I just wanna drop an anvil on him.
This guy is so annoying, let's drop an anvil on him!

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An exclamation of anger used to convey the combination of darn and damn.

Garsh darmn it! I spilled the peas again!

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