No Food Before Bed's definitions

Harzenfarbargle

To determine events that might happen during an attack on one of your pets.

I then harzenfarbargled that my dog might explode via a bomb.

by No Food Before Bed May 14, 2023

Holy Mike Shmidt FNAF

When you want to say "holy shit!" but enjoy the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise a little too much.

Holy Mike Shmidt FNAF! I just broke my arm on a wall!

by No Food Before Bed May 14, 2023

Darmn

An exclamation of anger used to convey the combination of darn and damn.

Garsh darmn it! I spilled the peas again!

by No Food Before Bed September 4, 2022

Drop An Anvil

This is a phrase used to describe pure anger. When you want badly to bring pain apon your enemies.

There goes James again... I just wanna drop an anvil on him.
This guy is so annoying, let's drop an anvil on him!

by No Food Before Bed September 4, 2022