bickle

A situation in which an inebriated female is making out with a young male and reaches to caress his genitals in a masturbatory manner and accidentally slow-jacks the male's wallet, truly mistaking his wallet for his penis.

Last night Hannah bickled Woody out on the porch.

by No Eyed Schmee September 28, 2008

monkey diving

Verb. Butthole sex.

Chloe's dunk was so fine, it made want to go monkey diving.

by No Eyed Schmee September 28, 2008