monkey diving

Verb. Butthole sex.

Chloe's dunk was so fine, it made want to go monkey diving.

by No Eyed Schmee July 29, 2008

bickle

A situation in which an inebriated female is making out with a young male and reaches to caress his genitals in a masturbatory manner and accidentally slow-jacks the male's wallet, truly mistaking his wallet for his penis.

Last night Hannah bickled Woody out on the porch.

by No Eyed Schmee July 29, 2008